oh god the rape fog is back!
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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