I wish my penis had an off switch
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
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You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
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I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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