They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
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so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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