I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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