Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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