Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
