So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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