Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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