I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
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When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
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Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
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