hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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