There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
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I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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