and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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