I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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