No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize