what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
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Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
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Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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