It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
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we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
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He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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