You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
Randomize
