You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
she was so not down for the gang bang
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
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You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
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I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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