wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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