I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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