We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
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Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
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Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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