Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
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I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
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Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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