i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
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we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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