my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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