is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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