he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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