i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
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THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
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I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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