that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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