I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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