It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
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I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
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I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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