guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
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I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
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He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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