what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
You're like the curious george of whores
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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