So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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