Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
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