White coat. Heels.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
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Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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