super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I have aggressive nipples.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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