apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
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My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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