She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
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He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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