Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
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I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Dicks are not precious.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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