how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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