He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
