When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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