Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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