ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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