If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
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he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
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OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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