the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
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hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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