I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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