u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
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We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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