You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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