you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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