Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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