we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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