One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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