I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I could fuck to npr.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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