question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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